Christmas Carol Adaption (HWK 2)

It seems to me like I get given more and more reason to read the news every day, and at every moment. I suppose I’m missing out on a lot. I had no idea they were doing the 23rd Screenplay adaptation fro a Christmas Carol. We have had singing sock puppets, bone breaking gold pile dives and a High School Musical rip off. But now? He’s a rapper.

…Doesn’t that strike you as a bit off? We’ve seen so many changes to Scrooge, I’d be happy with the book one, but now he’s a rapper?? Some things, just don’t add up. This is one of them. How far did we stray from a grumpy old miser, to an American Rap God? We already have a musical version, but I guess the film industry think we are so hungry for this kind of crap, they’d be willing to feed up Ice Cube as Scrooge. I wonder how the writes thought that would work, must have been real hard to explain…

Furthermore, of all rappers to put in for Scrooge, you had to choose Ice Cube? Look, I get he’s popular and crap, but Ice Cube? Why not someone like, Dr.Dre, or Eminem, or Coolio? Or whoever the hell you people like now these days. Why even cast a rapper? Why not cast a well known businessman, or someone known for having loads of money? Why don’t we cast the greatest living meme of them all: The one, the only, Small Loan of a Million Dollar man, DONALD TRUMP. Makes sense right? The man’s already a sensation across the Internet after what Pyrocynical did with that “Small Loan of a Million Dollars” crap. In fact, it makes perfect sense. Donald Trump is rich enough. Donald Trump is old enough. Donald Trump is popular enough. Although I’ll bet he’s gonna give Marley a Small Loan of a Million Dollars to go the hell away. That would be interesting wouldn’t it?

Yeah sure, he’s only get presidential business on the mind, but who’s to say I can’t dream? You certainly can’t. Your just reading words on a screen. Well, I suppose you can in some ways but it a good metaphor, okay?!